MY Room Mates..!!!

Its been a long awaited fervency to have written a blog and after reading a lot of them written by my dear friends I just couldn’t stop myself from writing one today say right now (right now as in , in office …!! )
I wanted to write one about my college days but that would really be a long one so am restricting myself to my present (technically speaking I have always believed in presents, but am sorry to so have never got one ever …..I know it’s a bad PJ but u got to bear with me as you are reading this blog)
Well I moved into Poona a year ago, well this was for BREAD AND BUTTER. I was impressed by the place; it truly was (rather is) a lovely place .lovely because I could spot girls where ever I could dilate my vision ahhhh…… Wonderful eeeeehaaa (this feeling could be because of the fact that I had just finished my college and in our college we had no FEMALES …ya no Females in college !! .we actually had two types of people in there the first being the MALES “me being one of them, im not stressing upon this I just wanted to clear any confusions erupting in dirty minds” and the other ones we called the NON-MALES) my old friend from college(“well I would not be extensively elaborate about him because I could write a book on him which could get me the bookers prize …who knows I may write it one day”), AVINASH alias AVI alias KAUL alias MAVERICK alias Ghaplesh … (call him whatever u like) was taking me around town and I was getting berserk watching all this …well he never was too obsessed with girls (well he is not the other kind ,but actually is the kind of person who always had a Committed status on ORKUT, so now u know why…well im again mentioning he is not the other kind. importance to be noted MY LORD..!!) I shifted with him …. With two other room mates both of them from his company .They were ARVIND and SUMIT, ARVIND being a simple and a decent guy (not that we are indecent but he was decent) you could call him a proper techie..he uses an OS which nobody other than him can use (you have to install things before you do anything I mean anything ….I guess you got to install something to move the mouse right and then install something thing to move the mouse left ….say installing would also require you to type 5 line long commands ..!!! woops I wonder how he does it ….but then if you need to install every thing I wonder how does the keyboard work???…..god know “Saala if we goota do all of it what does the OS do ….PAta nahee!!”) Arvind loved, still loves reading books and you can find a ton of books in his room. He also is a great sports person (you don’t want to shuttle with him. all I could do when I tried playing with him was come out alive from the court as the shuttles whistled by me zoom ….zoooom …patakh …) he also is a foodie, take him to Sub way 7 days a week he is happy, take him to sub way 3 times in a day, 7 days a week he is more than happy ….so you know now he loves all of it.. The only thing that we may have in common is the passion to buy thing and not just buy them, buy them expensive.
Now comes the THIRD guy, three has always been a special number to me so is this guy. I and another roomie of mine CHINTAN (“I shall talk about him shortly”) had accepted him as our GURUJEE, WHY????(“DOBARA MATH POOCHNA...!”) Well actually this guy was different. (Different because…………..can u think of a person not being passionate about ANYTHING but loves EVERYTHING ……!! No then he is the GUY…)...
Chalo yaar peenay chaltay hai…Chalo …toe yaar tumhay peena pasand hai …???
Kah saktay ho …!!! Par koi showk nahee hai …..I mean he liked everything (Kah saktay ho …!!! Par koi showk nahee hai….) now he used a Cell phone I cant recall any other person I would have seen using it in this term of my natural life.(May be Akbhar used it a few centuries ago …) man that was a piece of shit, Golden colour and out of the world ring tones …and that u couldn’t hear anything using it. But that he loved it big time ….. Said it was ancestral property …..Why not!! … (“So is he a descendent of Akbhar……..??? Don’t ask me…. ”) now he also OWNS (we still have it in our basement parking though he has left Pune) a so called scooter ….and the best part about it is he wants to sell it …chalo his bike let him sell it …..Now his expectations for THAT scooter to be sold are really high say Rs.500 ….that’s a lot of money people … even with such high hopes he speaks to the watch man of our building (“I told him not to take the pain but he never took my advice”)….. Can u find some one who would buy this scooter …the watch man looked shocked …!!Stunned by the words he had just herd ….but still says ill let u know …..So one day his lucky day comes we catch hold of a person (call him a fool) who could actually buy it from us …..But as the deal was getting wrapped up the guy demands Rs.500 to take the scooter …man we laughed like crazy and now u know why it’s still lying in our basement …well he would be coming back to Pune soon to give it a try again (“Toe ab aap he decide karain …KYA YEAH SCOOTER BIKAYGEEE YA NAHEE ..!! VOTE KARNAY KAY LEEYA SMS KARAIN 0101 PEY”).
He is from a place where I had studied when I was a small kid so we would speak about it big time ….was my cig companion ….he would smoke 1 or 2 in a day before he met me ….and after he met me I just dint let him stand without a cig anytime ….me a big time smoke pot..!!
We like all other smokers tried to quit it …everyday and also smoked everyday be it money at stake or any thing I never could stay more than 2 days ..Without smoking he does claim he had quit it for 2 months I still have doubts …. I know when we both ha a bet with Arvind he smoked and claimed to have not smoked the whole day….and when Arvind asked him did u smoke ….he replied HO sakta hai …!! Nahee bhee ho sakta hai …!!! (Now what kind of an answer is that …..?You don’t know what you did??? Probably he dint know….)
He left us for a handsome salary and a new place … he loved it here (I KNOW IT)as he mentioned …is ghar main mujhay sab kuch mila dost ,fridge, TV, washing machine bas ek hee cheez kee kami thee who tha peenay ka pani…(“man telling u the truth we really were lazy to have drinking water in our house apart from that we had everything…really everything ”)
HERE comes the REPLACEMENT ….well I called him replacement as he replaced AVI and was our new room mate …… HE was CHINTAN about whom I had mentioned a while ago. He is a cool guy and a maniac when it comes to watching movies it’s not the number of movies he watches it’s the kind of movies he watches... His favorite Hindi movie … (“you can’t think about it in your wildest dreams …..Think ….??? No its not what u thought about because I am sure u did not think of GUNDA and most of all you wouldn’t have seen it at all ….. It’s a pathetic mithun movie …. Absolutely senseless dialogs which make u laugh only if you are Chintan ”) ….no hard feelings Chintan I just couldn’t watch that movie and no one I know could other than you ……now you think of another thing this fella has an Mac dedicated to watch Gunda on it (“COOL NA”)…coz I haven’t seen him working on it for any other purpose …. Now he also has a really big collection of movies …..Ya owned by him well the kind of movies he likes are
Category 1: Those in which man eats man, he eats him and…they eat them etc …
Category 2: Those in which man kills man, he kills him and…they kill them etc
And the third kind
(These are his favorites)
Category 3: Those in which man F#$%’s man, he F#$%’s him and…they F#$%’s them etc

Another thing he is fond of are GIRLS (when it comes to these thing there is absolutely no discrimination……he loves them all….) it gives me immense pleasure to watch him stare at girls passing by, because of the kind of expression that follows up on his face……. It’s the limit to HOPE a person can have …… (“”Doesn’t it remind you of that old Hindi song HUM HONGAY KAAMIYAAB EK DIN….. Par bicharay ka din kab aaaye ga….)
Well its just a feeling that I have …he just doesn’t like clothes….as I have observed he has manages to make best friends with a few of his clothes with whom he roams around everywhere he go and anywhere he goes …its just that he becomes enemies with them as soon as he enters the house ….. It results in XTREAM XPOSURE OF NUDITY…you can see in one of my Orkut album pics.
Difficult to imagine to what kind of a person he is …… well that’s him ….. He is an addict when it comes down to going on the net …..He can live of the net …. And he is a real good programmer … an absolutely amazing Techie …… the only similarity that we have we both ROCK ….we both love sitting at APACHE and head banging ……….
I shall thy write more …later on as more room mates pour in.

TRUST me I did not think a bit before I wrote this blog...Its all natural….it was all from my past experience …

But in the End I have to say it is was and will be fun staying with people like these as they have always helped me in which ever way they could.